Met up with my godma after work just now...she was upset over her brother's passing on the 15th of Jan,but,upon trying to cheer her up...we were engaged in this rather funny conversations....it was funnier live in action than in words

If someone calls you stupid...put that person in a crowd of intelligents and tell that person how smart he or she is in then crowd.

If someone calls you lazy...ask that person to define lazy

Life is short...why get angry if you ain't getting out of your anger besides stress and wrinkles?



*Forgive my foul language in this part*


A newly-wed couple fucks in the bedroom,kitchen,living room and bathroom.Afew years later...they only fuck in the bedroom....afew years later....the husband sits infront of the Tv....the wife walks into the kitchen and they scream...."FUCK YOU!!!"
(Is this why life is full of fucking?)